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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign is accusing Joe Biden of pushing for a…

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• March 9, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called out Minority Leader Chuck Schumer on the Senate…

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• March 6, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Doubling down on comments made in a Hulu documentary she had…

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• March 5, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor issued blistering dissent, says Republican-appointed justices have bias…

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• February 28, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Problems with the Democratic Party’s caucus reporting app delayed the outcome of the…

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• February 7, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In remarks on the Senate floor Wednesday, Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah announced his…

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• February 6, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Clive, Iowa – Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., expressed regret for booing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s…

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• February 5, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pushed back on former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s claim…

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• January 22, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Belfast, Ireland – Former secretary of state, senator and first lady Hillary Clinton has a new title…

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• January 10, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe apologized for lying to federal investigators concerning an…

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• January 3, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Bernie Sanders denied an accusation made by Hillary Clinton last…

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• December 10, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton sat down for an interview with shock jock Howard…

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• December 5, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama was recently photographed talking to Hillary Clinton at a park and…

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• December 3, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s entry into the 2020…

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• November 29, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer stated that the Clinton Foundation,…

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• November 21, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama is facing a new wave of criticism from the Democratic…

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• November 19, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton continued to stir speculation that she could make a late entry into…

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• November 13, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ spiking of the Jeff Epstein story draws scrutiny toward…

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• November 7, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ronan Farrow said on “Real Time with Bill Maher” that Juanita…

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• November 5, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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• October 31, 2019

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