BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mayor Vincent Gray and former Mayor Marion Barry continue to throw verbal jabs at each other over the upcoming awards ceremony. Both men are up for the award for “The Most Pathetic Mayor” ever of Washington, D.C.

Berry maintains that he should be the obvious winner because of his stint in prison related to drugs and perjury, and his stupidity is legendary within his community. Gray states that he shouldn’t be written off just yet. He added that because of the present ongoing investigation regarding corruption allegations, he is confident that he can surpass Barry on every level of idiocy, and will easily exceed his prison time.