BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Black Lives Matter slammed the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee after a memo leaked late showed the group carefully coaching candidates on how to avoid angering the “radical” activists. In the email, DCCC director Troy Perry lays out the “best practices” for dealing with Black Lives Matter members. “If approached by BLM activists, campaign staff should offer to meet with local activists. Invited BLM attendees should be limited,” the email said. “Please aim for personal or small group meetings. Listen to their concerns, don’t offer support for concrete policy positions, and whatever you do, don’t appear to be uncomfortable when these pathetic losers get in yo’ face and talk loud.”