4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE TEENAGERS
1. If you have an eighteen year old that you think should get out on their own, give them a hint by putting a sign on your front lawn stating that you are have a garage sale soon. And then put price tags on all of their bedroom furniture.
2. If you have a teenager that consistently hangs around the wrong crowd, tell them you plan on calling all of your relatives, insisting that if any of their valuables come up missing, the first place to look is in your son or daughter’s closet.
3. If getting poor grades is an ongoing problem, put a copy of their report card on windshields of cars all over the neighborhood. And allege that your son or daughter is being discriminated against because their high school won’t offer any fourth grade classes.
4. If they don’t take personal hygiene serious enough, threaten to tell their peers that your teenager has many hobbies, including collecting lice.