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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – The son of former Libya leader Muammar al-Qaddafi, Saif al-Islam is finally captured in Libya. The rebels that are presently holding him, openly admitted that they broke Saif’s fingers, after he requested a room service menu and cable tv.