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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – The Luxottica Group which is the largest maker of sunglasses in the world, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – The son of former Libya leader Muammar al-Qaddafi, Saif al-Islam is finally captured in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan has become increasingly angy at President Obama, about…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague, Netherlands – Seif al-Islam Qaddafi, the son of toppled leader Muammar Qaddafi, is in talk…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Supporters of Muammar Qaddafi state that the former leader preferred to go to trial…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Attorneys for Quaker Oats appeared in court today seeking monitary damages from former Libyan leader Muammar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – The Libyan government now state that Muammar Qaddafi who was ultimately caught hiding in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Former Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi dies after being wounded during his capture near his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Libya’s new regime forces, continue to fight people that are still loyal to Muammar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Rebels are still searching the country in an attempt to apprehend former leader Muammar Qaddafi….

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi’s wife and three of his children have fled Libya to neighboring Algeria,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – To the surprise of many, Muammar al-Qaddafi kept a photo album filled with pictures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi is photographed finally agreeing to leave Libya. He is presently trying encourage…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The International Criminal Courts of the United States and Botswana (in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – A fight breaks out in Libya after one protestor holds up one finger and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA and FBI have now confirmed, that the person that gave them the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi tells Time Magazine in an interview, that people all over the world thinks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Milan, Italy – Ray-Ban, who manufactures and distributes sunglasses worldwide, announces that they are cancelling their ad…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yafran, Libya – Some desperate Libyan rebels that were running low on bullets came up with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The U.N. Security Council authorizes a no-fly over Libya to protect…

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