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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder tells the NAACP, that white people are trying take away the voting rights of blacks. He also stated that sometime in 2012, white people plan on buying at least 100,000 foreclosed homes from all over the nation, and convert them into plantations.