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BREAKING NEWS – Henley on Klip, South Africa – Oprah Winfrey is seen expressing her gratitude to the students at Leadership Academy, in which she founded. The famous talk show host went to South Africa to personally thank the only 19 people on the entire planet that watches the OWN.