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BREAKING NEWS – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Jon Huntsman officially ends his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, and will support Mitt Romney. Huntsman stated that he will be encouraging the nearly 20 people nationwide that was supporting him, to also vote for Romney.