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BREAKING NEWS – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Rick Perry decides to drop out of the 2012 presidential race. He still maintained that even though he was last in the polls in South Carolina, he felt he would’ve done a lot better in North Carolina, West Carolina, and East Carolina.