BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – After crashing her 2012 Porsche, Lindsay Lohan files a lawsuit against the state of California. She is accusing them of reckless endangerment after they foolishly issued her a driver’s license.
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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – After crashing her 2012 Porsche, Lindsay Lohan files a lawsuit against the state of California. She is accusing them of reckless endangerment after they foolishly issued her a driver’s license.