BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Record numbers people are placing millions of dollars in bets in Sin City, over how long it will take before Jesse Jackson and or Al Sharpton blames white people for the accidental death of Rodney King.
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Record numbers people are placing millions of dollars in bets in Sin City, over how long it will take before Jesse Jackson and or Al Sharpton blames white people for the accidental death of Rodney King.