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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on that calls for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sumter, South Carolina – A South Carolina woman wanted for licking her hands and touching items at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – African American supporters laid their hands on President Donald Trump as they prayed for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The NAACP files a lawsuit against Cory Booker and Kamala Harris accusing both of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rev. Al Sharpton harshly criticized pro-Trump evangelicals in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harewood, Christchurch, New Zealand – Lightning strikes an Emirates A380 airplane at Christchurch Airport, and the high…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After President Trump finished his speech to the Young Black Leadership Summit at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The British confectionery giant Cadbury has been facing some backlash on social media for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A trio of armed robbers are wanted for swiping an estimated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump blasted Rev. Al Sharpton as a “con man,” after the MSNBC host…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., called Friday for “examining and pursuing an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is now discouraging African-American to not see Disney’s new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – A Baltimore TV anchor was ousted days after she received backlash for asking a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said in a statement that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – While campaigning in Central Park Coffee Company, former congressman and 2020 presidential candidate…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton lashes out at Chicago Police Superintendent…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jay-Z isn’t the only person upset with Travis Scott for agreeing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential candidates currently in Congress are unsure whether to support President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Al Sharpton has found an eager buyer for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Stacey Abrams, the Democratic candidate to be Georgia’s governor, tried to defend her $200,000…

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