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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s roving reporter Anderson Cooper, finally comes out of the closet and admits he’s gay. He said he felt comfortable admitting it after signing a new multi-million dollar contract with CNN, with a clause that allows him to conduct high profile interviews while wearing an evening gown.