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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper condemned President Trump and his supporters for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins sparred with President Trump for the second time in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump abruptly ended his Rose Garden news conference on after a round of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former second lady Jill Biden told CNN that she’d love to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Two prominent, female Democratic vice-presidential front-runners appeared on three national political…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A lot of Americans are having a tough time amid the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk mocked CNN, saying he’s surprised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – While on CNN being interviewed by Alisyn Camerota, Governor Andrew Cuomo said something…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In nearly three weeks since former congressional staffer Tara Reade spoke…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders  suspended his presidential campaign and acknowledged that “Vice President Biden will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper took former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s latest report has been labeled “idiotic” and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – CNN contributor and former Democratic candidate for Florida governor, Andrew Gillum, was found “inebriated”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign is accusing Joe Biden of pushing for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN commentator Angela Rye shamed black Trump supporters, arguing that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joe Biden unwittingly boosted his late son Beau’s resumé during a CNN town…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin blasted President Trump’s legal team,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was quick to defend climate activist Greta…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is going after CNN for paying people…

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