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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN political analyst April Ryan declared she “cannot wait” to see…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo fired back at CNN anchor Jake…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s chief anti-Trump reporter Jim Acosta was blasted on social media…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon has now made the claim that Jesus…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio is permitting Black Lives Matter protesters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN continues to ignore or downplay news that is harmful to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., is among the shortlist of political figures…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo was accused of siding with the “mob” during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., on doubled down on her calls to dismantle the Minneapolis…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s most popular program, “The Rachel Maddow Show,” continued in May…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Van Jones said a “white, liberal Hillary Clinton supporter” could…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper condemned President Trump and his supporters for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins sparred with President Trump for the second time in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump abruptly ended his Rose Garden news conference on after a round of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former second lady Jill Biden told CNN that she’d love to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Two prominent, female Democratic vice-presidential front-runners appeared on three national political…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A lot of Americans are having a tough time amid the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk mocked CNN, saying he’s surprised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – While on CNN being interviewed by Alisyn Camerota, Governor Andrew Cuomo said something…

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