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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt and Ann Romney laugh hysterically after Oprah Winfrey stated what she felt they have in common. Because of the disastrous ratings of the OWN Network, and Mitt’s run for the Presidency, Oprah said it’s pretty obvious that not many blacks supports either one of them.