Dear Blake,
I have been Facebook friends with this lady that I really like. She wants to meet me soon, but she refuses to post a picture of herself and never really gives a reason why. The last time I spoke to her, she told me that she can actually hear a dog whistle. Do you think we should go out on a date?
Signed, Antonio
from El Paso, Texas
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Dear Antonio,
She won’t post a picture of herself and she can hear a dog whistle? Out of curiosity, ask her if she went to a very formal social function, would she wear a necklace or a flea collar? I hope this helps.
Blake