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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for a little over five months. We have enjoyed…

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Dear Blake, Last week, I was in my college’s cafe, minding my own business and studying for a test. I…

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Dear Blake, A few weeks ago, my husband and I had what I thought was a minor conflict, from which…

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Dear Blake, My husband has a contentious relationship with our grandchildren. He generally is a fun, happy and interesting person….

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Dear Blake, My husband loves our cat too much. He buys “Miss Kitty” special treats, pets her, talks nicely to…

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Dear Blake, I work in the deli department of a grocery store and have been struggling lately. With everything that…

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Dear Blake, I am about to propose to my girlfriend. I was told that the rule of thumb in buying…

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Dear Blake, I am part of a couples group that gets together on a regular basis for dinner. The problem…

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Dear Blake, I have a problem I can’t fix. I have been married for 54 years. For the last 20…

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Dear Blake, I am 49. I have never married or had kids, and I am having a hard time finding…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I have a dilemma we don’t know how to handle. We both recently retired. Our…

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Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-40s, and a lot of my female friends are involved in multilevel marketing companies. Whether…

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Dear Blake, When my husband and I eat a meal, as soon as he’s finished he gets up and wanders…

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Dear Blake, I have a good friend who, every time I invite her and her husband over for dinner, always…

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Dear Blake, Due to the coronavirus, it has been very difficult for me to find the items I normally purchase…

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Dear Blake, My husband retired four years ago. At first he seemed to enjoy not having to go to work….

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Dear Blake, We’re a senior couple who have been together 20 years. My wife and I have a date night…

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Dear Blake, I am 61 and dating a 63-year-old man, “Charles.” I live in my own apartment, pay my own…

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Dear Blake, I’ve been friends with “Brenda” for nearly 40 years. We’ve had our share of tough times, but I’ve…

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Dear Blake, My wife’s family drops by our home several times a week, usually unannounced. I don’t mind them dropping…

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