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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I can’t get my husband to go to the doctor. He has always been a strong and healthy…

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Dear Blake, What’s the correct way to break up with someone who lives with you? A friend of mine wants…

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Dear Blake, My neighbor’s dog just died. She was very close to it, so close she decided to have a…

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Dear Blake, My granddaughter-to-be is an absolute doll. She’s perfect for my grandson, and I think they were meant for…

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Dear Blake, I’ve been happily married for 34 years, and my wife and I are supportive of each other. She’s…

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Dear Blake, My girlfriend and I split up, but she doesn’t want to tell anyone or change stuff on Facebook….

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Dear Blake, I am 43, and my boyfriend is 40. He is always at my house, but I can never…

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Dear Blake, My wife of 46 years keeps telling me about her deprived childhood. Everybody else had a color TV;…

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Dear Blake, A few months ago, new neighbors moved in next door. They have been very nice and helpful. I…

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Dear Blake, I babysit my nieces and nephews. While we are grocery shopping and we get to the checkout, they’ll…

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Dear Blake, My sister recently self-published a book that purportedly honors my mother’s service in World War II. Her book…

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Dear Blake, I recently started dating again after ending a very difficult marriage. To say I am guarding my heart…

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Dear Blake, My sister-in-law moved into the house next door three years ago. While I enjoy her company and like…

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Dear Blake, We have a neighbor whose adult son has gotten into trouble with the law. His mom and dad…

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Dear Blake, My wife of 38 years passed away a year and a half ago. My ex-wife, to whom I…

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Dear Blake, Our first granddaughter is getting married in six months and has told her parents that no one from…

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Dear Blake, My mother recently came to live with me and my husband. She helps out a lot, but she…

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Dear Blake, I have been divorced for 18 years. The main reason for my divorce was that I married too…

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Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-30s and have just been married for the first time. I chose not to take…

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Dear Blake, I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for a little over five months. We have enjoyed…

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