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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D. C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid looks grim after his medical records became public, showing that he has been senile since 1997. The Senator’s staff was outraged at the reporters for surrounding him, and intentionally asked him questions they knew he didn’t have the ability to answer.