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BREAKING NEWS – Kathmandu, Nepal – The government of Nepal is now blaming the influence of the United States for ruining their Yomari Puni festival. Jyapu Day used to be a joyous event honoring their gods, but now many of their women just walk in the procession flashing gang signs.