BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton holds her head down during a congressional hearing, when both democrats and republicans started yelling that she just committed perjury. Politicians from both parties immediately challenged her honesty and integrity, after she referred to her husband as “dedicated and faithful”. Later in the evening, Bill Clinton emphatically tells reporters that Hillary’s description of him is accurate, as he exited a trendy New York night club with an identified woman.