A little known secret that I have shared with very few people, is that I used to date Tina Turner. I can still remember when she dumped me, simply because I went out and bought some bread, and me asking her, “What’s a loaf go to do with it?”
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A little known secret that I have shared with very few people, is that I used to date Tina Turner. I can still remember when she dumped me, simply because I went out and bought some bread, and me asking her, “What’s a loaf go to do with it?”