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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the annual Prayer Breakfast, MSNBC’s Reverend Al Sharpton recites the “Pledge of Allegiance”, but omits “God”. Sharpton later explained that he felt compelled to exclude the Almighty, because he strongly believes that God doesn’t understand the evolving complexities of liberal politics.