BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI along with the Department of Labor have jointly released some startling crime statistics. They say that florists by far consistently has the most reported cases of violets in the work place.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI along with the Department of Labor have jointly released some startling crime statistics. They say that florists by far consistently has the most reported cases of violets in the work place.