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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CDC and the FBI, the corona virus has created a major…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin was mocked for repeating her claim that the “walls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s campaign rebuffs James Comey’s endorsement: “How can I return it?” Former FBI…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The head of San Francisco Public Works, which is in charge of cleaning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe apologized for lying to federal investigators concerning an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former FBI lawyer Lisa Page spoke out, explaining her controversial texts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former FBI lawyer Lisa Page is suing the FBI and Department of Justice, alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Multiple administration officials tell Fox News that when Robert Mueller met with President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, grilled former special counsel Robert Mueller on Capitol Hill, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Baltimore’s embattled Mayor Catherine Pugh has resigned amid state and federal investigations into whether…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics that’s in partnership with the Federal Bureau…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin has deleted her social media after being indicted in an alleged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett files two lawsuits for $100 million dollars each, against his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced that they are investigating several credible death threats from unnamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairbanks, Alaska – The FBI has now acknowledged the rise of a terrorist group that is comprised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in the U.S. Supreme Court building, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell and fractured…

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BREAKING NEWS -Buffalo, New York – The Roman Catholic Diocese of Buffalo, New York, is firing back at a former…

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