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BREAKING NEWS – Castel Gandolfo, Italy – Benedict XVI gets candid with newly elected Pope Francis I. He tells him that he hates the “shoddy” and “boneheaded” way the Vatican forced him out of his job, and he can relate to the open hostility Jay Leno currently has toward NBC.