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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democrats didn’t waste any time attacking former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of President Trump’s State of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Secretary of State John Kerry — one of Joe Biden’s highest-profile endorsers…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chuck Todd faced backlash on social media for highlighting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw said that Democrats don’t have “the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Presidential hopeful Beto O’ Rourke sidestepped a question about tax rates on wealthy Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – NBC News had a rather embarrassing transition into its second hour of the first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, England – Eight and 9-year-old students at Flowery Field Primary School in England arrived in class…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News and MSNBC host Chuck Todd openly fantasized on about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Nielsen, the premiere of “The Alec Baldwin Show” tanked…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced “Today” anchor Matt Lauer is telling supporters that he’ll be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton got defensive and compared himself to JFK…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson said that President Trump’s wee-hours greeting of the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfield, Connecticut – A Connecticut university says former news anchor Tom Brokaw has withdrawn as commencement speaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legendary NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw allegedly made unwanted sexual advances…

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