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BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, New Jersey – At the Vicente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building, 75 year-old James Parham has been arrested for running a prostitution ring. The local police and the district attorney, stated that it was the first time they ever saw a pimp that needed an oxygen tank.