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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The ACLU is now accusing straight men in the “City by the Bay”, of being bigots and regularly discriminating against gay men. Mark Rosenbaum of the ACLU of Southern California states that because narrow-minded straight men are exclusively attracted to women, it confirms that they are “sexually profiling”.
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this has got to be a joke! Just because a man’s natural inclination is to be sexually attracted to females he is “sexually profiling” this nation is full of fools and idiots!
You do realize this is a satire site, right?