BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A study by the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization puts Mexico at the top with 32.8 percent of its population as obese, with America sitting at 31.8 percent. The U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Rosemary DiCarlo, stated that she is confident the United States can regain their top ranking after Hostess recently brought back the Twinkies. Both Taco Bell and McDonald’s have stated that they will show their patriotism and help America get back to No. 1, and are now offering a” three for Tuesday”.