BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After stealing the show at the MTV Video Music Awards, former Disney child star Miley Cyrus receives a lot of criticism from conservative parents. As soon as she took the stage, she immediately kicked things up well beyond provocative, with a multitude of dancing teddy bears in a bodysuit adorned with a cartoon character. She then changed into a flesh-colored bikini, and gave singer Robin Thicke a lap dance. The Disney Corporation surprisingly backed her, stating that her performance inspired them to begin producing movies in a newly created genre called, “family friendly white trash”.