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After contacting both NASA and the FAA, they confirmed that that the Great Pumpkin cannot “rise out of a pumpkin patch and fly around distributing presents to good little children everywhere”. And before both agencies hung up and told me not to call there anymore, they explained that for a pumpkin to fly would be “aerodynamically impossible”. Charles Schultz fabricated this, and until recently, duped millions of people including myself. I’m tired of being lied to! I am now investigating a lead, that Linus has information regarding the 1947 UFO crash at Roswell, New Mexico. (The truth is out there somewhere).