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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is threatening to organize a boycott against Visa, after they released their new “Black Card”. He contacted the credit card giant, and told them that they had 10 days to address his objections which includes, “removing spending limits, terminate monthly payments, and cancelling all cards that have been issued to white people”.

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  1. He had a question. He got an answer.
    Jesse Jackson was in an appliance store.
    >He was there to protest the fact that most of the washing machines were white.
    >So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here, Reverend?”
    >Jesse pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact That most of them were white.
    >The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it’s true that most of the washing machines are white.
    >But, if you’ll open the lids, You’ll see that all the agitators are black.”

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