BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – Olga Botner, a professor in the department of physics and astronomy at Uppsala University in Sweden, announces that scientists have discovered travelers from beyond our solar system buried under the ice of the South Pole. He explained that the ice cold humanoids that died ions ago had one consistency, their “behinds” were not attached to their bodies but were several feet away. Botner concluded that what happened to them is obvious, when these visitors tried to survive in the sub zero temperature.