BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – PETI (People for Ethical Treatment of Insects) has sent the Wisconsin State Attorney General J.B. Van Holen, a strongly worded letter. They are demanding that all members of the American Beekeeping Federation that regularly take honey from bees, be labeled as thieves and should be arrested for grand larceny. Van Holen responded by saying that it would be very difficult to make the charges stick.