BREAKING NEWS – Corpus Christ, Texas – Local law enforcement arrest a man and charge him with using a controlled substance. Police Chief Troy Riggs later explained that the suspect was not tested for drugs because it was obvious that he was stoned.
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BREAKING NEWS – Corpus Christ, Texas – Local law enforcement arrest a man and charge him with using a controlled substance. Police Chief Troy Riggs later explained that the suspect was not tested for drugs because it was obvious that he was stoned.