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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Glinda, who was visiting the nation’s capital from Oz, stops momentarily to talk to a young child. The good witch from the north told the child that she deplores violence, and she had nothing to do with Nancy Pelosi’s sister getting killed, when a house fell on her in Munchkin Land.