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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi misspoke when she said that a Democratic bill in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump was questioned from his son Donald Trump Jr., about the existence of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has been mocked relentlessly for suggesting that ultraviolet light could be brought…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that he will soon sign an executive order “to temporarily suspend…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a leaked email, Nancy Pelosi has told every democratic governor, not to reopen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was named the recipient of this year’s Profile in Courage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump warned against “witch hunts” during the coronavirus pandemic after Speaker Nancy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A close-up of President Donald Trump’s notes shows where “Corona” was crossed out and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Two Republican congressmen introduced legislation to reclaim the $25 million allocated in the recent…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume expressed his concerns over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 96-0, the Senate passed a massive $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she is “encouraged” by the ideological debates within the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA astronaut Christina Koch wrapped up her first stay on the International Space Station…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of President Trump’s State of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In scathing comments as her party appeared on the verge of defeat in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Soon after the United States delivered a major blow to Iran’s terror infrastructure by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., insisted that if House Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not deliver…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump calls Dems ‘Liars!’ for deeming him a security threat – and then…

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