A lot of medical breakthroughs were discovered by accident, which is what I did a few days ago. I was over a friend of mine’s house eating a sandwich and he started complaining about how sore his feet were. After I accidentally dropped my sandwich on his toes, the pain immediately went away. I am now seeking a patent on my new discovery. Currently, I am trying to decide what I should call this bread that heals corns. Hmm.