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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – A painting discovered in the tomb of a priest, just 1000 feet from the Great Pyramid at Giza in Egypt shows their influence on American art. The wall painting dated back 4300 years clearly displayed how important pets were in their culture, as it depicted a vivid scene of dogs playing poker.