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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Florida – Wildlife experts say python eggs are hatching throughout southwest Florida, and they’re asking the public to report any sightings of the invasive snakes. Experts are in agreement that the pythons are not indigenous to Florida, but was brought to the U.S. from Great Britain by a man named Monty.