BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House states that President Obama did the right thing by storming out of the Press Room after calling all of the reporters that were present “unprofessional and disrespectful”. The incident was prompted when a few reporters began to snicker after President Obama suggested that all of the funds Congress is currently using to investigate the current IRS, VA, and southern border scandals should be immediately diverted to an investigation of the separatists in the Ukraine on how they are acquiring Russian weapons. And then all of the press broke up into uncontrollable laughter when the President stated that Vladimir Putin should be honest transparent regarding exactly what is going on over there.