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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump took an opportunity to remind voters of Joe Biden’s support for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host Charlamagne tha God is pushed back one day after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – A professor at a New Jersey university is blaming President Trump and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hollywood actress and singer Bette Midler said she believes President Trump’s “jealousy” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden made an unfortunate gaffe just days before the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former Vice President and current presidential candidate, Joe Biden, has officially admit that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Going further than he ever has in expressing regret over Obama administration immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – The former vice president abruptly left New Hampshire and flew to South Carolina…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin blasted President Trump’s legal team,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden delivered a speech before a mostly black congregation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Soon after the United States delivered a major blow to Iran’s terror infrastructure by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Joe Biden is the only 2020 presidential candidate who was in the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS  – Oakland, California – Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr criticized Vice President Mike Pence, accusing him of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another sign of how closely divided Americans are over politics: The annual Gallup poll…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden may name-drop Barack Obama every chance he gets, but it looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One of President Obama’s former doctors reportedly disputed a letter released by former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A political panel rips a new Joe Biden political ad: ‘One of the worst…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eric Holder, who headed the U.S. Justice Department under former President Barack Obama, penned…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed in a new interview that when his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden finally confronts CNN’s, David Axelrod, who was former President Barack Obama’s chief…

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