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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI have now put the “Lego Gang” on the 10 most wanted list after security cameras filmed them conducting another armed robbery. The Director of the FBI James B. Comey stated that they have not confirmed where the Lego Gang acquired their weapons, but he is sure they are well connected.