In case anyone wants to know, toasters are primarily for bread, not for steaks that you’re trying to cook in a hurry. At least that’s what the fireman told me when they left my house. (I feel like an idiot).
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In case anyone wants to know, toasters are primarily for bread, not for steaks that you’re trying to cook in a hurry. At least that’s what the fireman told me when they left my house. (I feel like an idiot).