While growing up, we were very poor. My parents didn’t want people to know how bad off we were, so before me my siblings and I went to school, our parents would dab jelly around our mouths so people would think we had breakfast.
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While growing up, we were very poor. My parents didn’t want people to know how bad off we were, so before me my siblings and I went to school, our parents would dab jelly around our mouths so people would think we had breakfast.