BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association posted a link on its website telling members not to let Mayor Bill de Blasio and City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito “insult their sacrifice” should they be killed. The union posted a “Don’t Insult My Sacrifice” waiver officers can sign requesting the two politicians not attend their funerals due to their “consistent refusal to show police officers the support and respect they deserve.” The nearly 35,000 cops city wide are outraged at the Mayor’s plan for 2015 to remove all guns, tasers, pepper spray, and night sticks from the police force, and to train them to use words alone to gain respect from “regular citizens as well as armed criminals”. The mayor further explained, “that there are only two groups of people in this city that should be allowed to carry firearms, with one being the security at the United Nations. The other one is my own personal bodyguards, because I am currently very uncomfortable with NYC cops having guns, due to their opinion of me and my innovative policies.”