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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At the United Nations, the President Xi Jinping of China, denounces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently suggested Miami would disappear in “a few years” due to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN announced that it had fired commentator Marc Lamont Hill after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A recent United Nations report blasting President Trump and America in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After months of heated debates between various countries, the United Nations…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Barrack Obama is now criticizing President Trump and the United Nations for imposing more…

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BREAKING NEWS – Longga, China – Teenage girls of the Long Horn Miao ethnic minority group wear headdresses as they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s refusal to veto an anti-Israel U.N. vote, has been ranked the most…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubai, United Arab Emirates – The U.S. Navy says it has seized a weapons shipment in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mytilene, Lesbos – The United Nations as well as Amnesty International is now investigating the immigration policy…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An attorney speaking at the United Nations representing ISIS, Al Qaeda,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia seemingly has ignored Secretary of State John Kerry’s appeals to stop bombing civilians…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a formal complaint with the United Nations and the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After conducting their own investigation, the United Nations is now backing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations announces another growing problem in the Middle East…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Moscow is “deliberately targeting” U.S.-backed forces in Syria as part of a military campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin toast during a luncheon…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At the United Nations, actor and activist Robert Redford said the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kanye West has recently explained that he will be leaving the country –…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I plans to directly influence next year’s crucial UN climate meeting in…

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