Dear Blake,
I am 5 years old and I love Christmas. Some of my friends don’t have chimneys or fireplaces, so how does Santa Claus get their gifts to them?
Signed, Cindy-Lou
From Nashville, Tennessee
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Dear Cindy-Lou,
Santa is a very clever man when it comes to distributing the gifts all over the world to the good little boys and girls. But his job is also very dangerous. For example, hundreds of elves and reindeer are killed and eaten by polar bears as he tries to deliver gifts to Eskimos that live in igloos in northern Alaska. There have been countless incidents where the elves were beaten up and robbed while attempting to make deliveries in some rough neighborhoods all over the United States. In the Middle East, some of those militant boneheads using rocket propelled grenades, have literally blown some of the reindeer to pieces out of the night sky. So, this Christmas Eve, if you’re up late at night and you see someone come down your chimney, don’t be afraid or alarmed… unless it’s someone with an excessive amount of tattoos, dressed really”hip-hop”, and is also wearing gang colors. I hope this helps.
Blake