BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The new Hello Barbie doll has already generated a considerable amount of controversy. It is essentially a “smart doll” that uses technology created by a company called ToyTalk. Ask Barbie a question, and she’ll answer. More interestingly, she’ll remember what you say. Like Microsoft’s Cortana Personal Assistant, Hello Barbie will keep an online database about you that it learns from. Parents state that their biggest problem with this doll are the subjects the Hello Barbie will give answers to, including politics, intimate relationships, and some of the most effective ways to avoid testing positive in a drug test.